Because Paolo said so.
So Paolo says I should make a text post explaining the story behind me wishing one direction happy birthday/anniversary because he thinks its a funny story. Okay, so One Direction was put together at 8:22 PM on July 23rd, 2010 so I, like a good directioner, wanted to post at 8:22PM today. BUT, 8:22PM English time is 12:22PM my time. So my mom made me walk to the store with her (WHICH IS EXTREMELY FAR AWAY [Like 3 miles] AND ALL UPHILL)at like 10:45ish and I started flipping out because I realized I might not make it home in time and my mom is like shaking her head and laughing at me. So we get to the store at about 11:20 or 11:30. We do our thing and get out of the store at about 11:45 when my mom decides its necessary to STOP AT THE BANK until, finally, at about 12 I couldn’t take it anymore so I was like MOM I NEED THE KEYS! So she gave them to me and I RAN ALL THE WAY HOME IN THE HEAT AFTER NOT DRINKING OR EATING ANYTHING ALL DAY AND FIVE HOURS OF SLEEP and so I was hopeless and I thought I wasn’t gonna make it and I felt like one of those heroes racing against the clock to save the world and I ran in my house at exactly 12:21. I MADE IT! So I rush in my house panting and dripping sweat and I like sprint to the living room and fling myself at the computer and right as it hit 12:22 I POSTED! And I look up like YES! I’M AMAZING! only to see the shocked faces of my brother and his girlfriend (who I didn’t even know were home). I was like hey guys *trying to be all nonchalant even though I was like ready to pass out after collapsing on my couch* and they were like You. Are. So. Weird. So ya. If you actually read to the end of this extremely long post I applaud you. And umm have a nice day! :)